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leanandcuisine:

Darkskin niggas the most heartless niggas man. I’m at shoe release with my ex picking up some new jays and I finally get mine and we start walking to the train station and three darkskins spawned in front of me like black ops zombies. Nigga hand was out like “let me get dem shoes.” . I’m tryna talk with my eyes to the nigga like “you don’t have to do this, my girl right here man. You makin me lightskin right now” This nigga said hand over them shoes again and my girl just tell me to do it, but niggas is stubborn especially when females around, so I refused. This nigga removed his ski mask and his dreads fell out sending my heart to the shadow realm. I asked this nigga where he was from and he said Chicago. I wept into them jays. Them Jordan’s just swam in my tears. The icy blue soles started to yellow on them bitches. I could see him channeling his niggachi energy in his dreads as he prepared to attack. Them niggas rushed me like a street fighter combo and I told my girl to run. I look beside me and she already on the other side of the fuckin parking lot. Bitch was sonic the hedgehog that day. Bitch let nas down. I closed my eyes and a policed siren sounded off. I had been saved. The police came out the car like a tekken tag tournament character, nigga wasted like 90% energy tryna get out that damn car and them niggas vanished in he night…darkskin niggas

leanandcuisine:

Darkskin niggas the most heartless niggas man. I’m at shoe release with my ex picking up some new jays and I finally get mine and we start walking to the train station and three darkskins spawned in front of me like black ops zombies. Nigga hand was out like “let me get dem shoes.” . I’m tryna talk with my eyes to the nigga like “you don’t have to do this, my girl right here man. You makin me lightskin right now” This nigga said hand over them shoes again and my girl just tell me to do it, but niggas is stubborn especially when females around, so I refused. This nigga removed his ski mask and his dreads fell out sending my heart to the shadow realm. I asked this nigga where he was from and he said Chicago. I wept into them jays. Them Jordan’s just swam in my tears. The icy blue soles started to yellow on them bitches. I could see him channeling his niggachi energy in his dreads as he prepared to attack. Them niggas rushed me like a street fighter combo and I told my girl to run. I look beside me and she already on the other side of the fuckin parking lot. Bitch was sonic the hedgehog that day. Bitch let nas down. I closed my eyes and a policed siren sounded off. I had been saved. The police came out the car like a tekken tag tournament character, nigga wasted like 90% energy tryna get out that damn car and them niggas vanished in he night…darkskin niggas

*7
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You know that one friend that you go to parties with and you got to force them on some booty cause they too scared to embrace the booty cause they don’t want to get rejected. I’m at a party getting twerked on by the cheeks of divinity when I look back and see my nigga posted on the wall like a museum painting. It was a abundance off ass in leggins and this nigga was on the wall like a game dodge booty. I had to tear myself away from the rare twerkdology and help this nigga seek some cheeks. I scoped out a average booty for him cause I ain’t want him to hop on some ass past his booty handling skill level and fuck his twerk control stats up. I told DJ to play red nose and pushed that nigga on the booty…nigga handled the booty with such finesse and clutch-ness, he evolved on the booty, he stats jumped like 3 levels. I never seen a lightskin nigga so happy before.

leanandcuisine:

You know that one friend that you go to parties with and you got to force them on some booty cause they too scared to embrace the booty cause they don’t want to get rejected. I’m at a party getting twerked on by the cheeks of divinity when I look back and see my nigga posted on the wall like a museum painting. It was a abundance off ass in leggins and this nigga was on the wall like a game dodge booty. I had to tear myself away from the rare twerkdology and help this nigga seek some cheeks. I scoped out a average booty for him cause I ain’t want him to hop on some ass past his booty handling skill level and fuck his twerk control stats up. I told DJ to play red nose and pushed that nigga on the booty…nigga handled the booty with such finesse and clutch-ness, he evolved on the booty, he stats jumped like 3 levels. I never seen a lightskin nigga so happy before.

*17
leanandcuisine:

Never hit a woman and I don’t condone it, but y’all be asking for it. Niggas today don’t care. Im playin 2k with my friend , and replaying me dunk on him with bron. Watching a replay in 2k is worse than death. It destroys a darkskins pride and depletes his nigga energy. I started slacking and he was bout to tie when his girl walk in and unplug the xbox… I dove over the couch, he was bout to release his darkskin ki energy from his dreads. I didn’t want to get caught in the blast radius.  he pieced her ass up like chicken combo. Nigga hit her with a combo like he was tryna unlock mortal kombat bonus characters. Man was earning fight night achievements in real life. Her weave had no future, shit left the earth. She went from Pocahontas to vin deisal in just 2 seconds. Nigga elbow dropped his bitch and the floor started twerkin. All I did was witness,  ass whooping was so clutch. This nigga turnt the xbox  on and get to playin like he didn’t just give his bitch a concussion…he tried to pick the heat so I bussed out the bathroom quick and rolled her limp body off the sticks…bitch had me playin with the damn grizzlys

leanandcuisine:

Never hit a woman and I don’t condone it, but y’all be asking for it. Niggas today don’t care. Im playin 2k with my friend , and replaying me dunk on him with bron. Watching a replay in 2k is worse than death. It destroys a darkskins pride and depletes his nigga energy. I started slacking and he was bout to tie when his girl walk in and unplug the xbox… I dove over the couch, he was bout to release his darkskin ki energy from his dreads. I didn’t want to get caught in the blast radius. he pieced her ass up like chicken combo. Nigga hit her with a combo like he was tryna unlock mortal kombat bonus characters. Man was earning fight night achievements in real life. Her weave had no future, shit left the earth. She went from Pocahontas to vin deisal in just 2 seconds. Nigga elbow dropped his bitch and the floor started twerkin. All I did was witness, ass whooping was so clutch. This nigga turnt the xbox on and get to playin like he didn’t just give his bitch a concussion…he tried to pick the heat so I bussed out the bathroom quick and rolled her limp body off the sticks…bitch had me playin with the damn grizzlys

*18
leanandcuisine:

Darkskin niggas are just ruthless. How you punch a nigga into his own Dougie. Nigga punched his ass so hard he snappin fingers like lil Jon. Nigga got smacked with such force he south Dallas swaggin. This nigga using one hand to whoop ass like he a dbz warrior. This man dropped his elbow on that nigga face. What a man do to deserve a elbow to the face. Ain’t no nigga deserve a elbow to the face no matter what he did. That nigga from Chicago, you can see it his muscle tone and battle aura. Chicago niggas power levels are unbelievable.The government got the nerve to shut down like Chicago niggas not bout to do us like freiza did namek. You can just see the skill in the that nigga form , clearly a master of Tae Kwon nigga, he a Chicago belt, only belt past the black. Look at his form, see how he channel his strength from his timbs up to his head band given to him by sensei young scooter. He got his form down packed from the foot pivot to hip rotation. His technique is deluxe. Chicago niggas can’t be stopped

leanandcuisine:

Darkskin niggas are just ruthless. How you punch a nigga into his own Dougie. Nigga punched his ass so hard he snappin fingers like lil Jon. Nigga got smacked with such force he south Dallas swaggin. This nigga using one hand to whoop ass like he a dbz warrior. This man dropped his elbow on that nigga face. What a man do to deserve a elbow to the face. Ain’t no nigga deserve a elbow to the face no matter what he did. That nigga from Chicago, you can see it his muscle tone and battle aura. Chicago niggas power levels are unbelievable.The government got the nerve to shut down like Chicago niggas not bout to do us like freiza did namek. You can just see the skill in the that nigga form , clearly a master of Tae Kwon nigga, he a Chicago belt, only belt past the black. Look at his form, see how he channel his strength from his timbs up to his head band given to him by sensei young scooter. He got his form down packed from the foot pivot to hip rotation. His technique is deluxe. Chicago niggas can’t be stopped

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